I think Washtenaw County needs one of these.
Obv. when Western graduates realize their fate is functionally equivalent to being zombies, they just take the plunge and become one of the undead...
Erika, it was sure nice of Ben to let you write a post for his blog! Maybe if you keep up the good work he'll let your write more often.
Anonymous is me. I want credit for my pithy comments.
And Gautam, kudos on your brilliantly convincing portrayal of an arrogant law student! It's rare your see tongue-in-cheek satire that smart anymore.