Tuesday, May 17, 2011

MarkMaynard.com Awards

Where can you find the best smelling waitstaff in the greater Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti area? What's the best place to see weird shit go down? These are difficult questions. Thankfully MarkMaynard.com is taking suggestions for its newly created MarkMaynard.com Awards.
So, right now, I’m looking at a crumpled-up napkin full of notes that I’d written on Friday night. It’s not by any means an exhaustive list, but these are the categories my friend and I came up with after swilling a few tankards of beer. If you have ideas for others, please leave a comment. [note: Some are in poor taste. Rest assured, they would not be asked if we actually went forward with this competition.]

Best Bacon
Best Urinal
Best Fried Chicken
Best Glory Hole
Most Neglected Property
Best Place to Discipline a Child
Best Store for Shoplifting
Best Place to Be Alone (Masturbating)
Best Place to Be Alone (Non-Masturbating)
Most Clearly Marked Safety Exit

I'm glad Mark is willing to tackle such difficult issues on his blog. I suggested worst smelling waitstaff, best bridge for Pooh Sticks, most phallic building and least phallic building.

1 comment:

  1. Most Phallic Building...that one is easy.....The Water Tower. Although there is something at the Pittsfield Water Facility that could give the Water Tower a run for its money.

    Most Neglected Property - I'd have to go with the Motor Wheel Plant across the street from the Corner Brewery.

    Best Place to Discipline a Child - I thought that was illegal in Ann Arbor. For the longest time, I thought disciplining a child in Ann Arbor consisted of saying his name three times, "Tyler, Tyler! TYLER!"