In the back yard at Dominick's last night this GIANT bumble bee wouldn't leave us alone. It was one of those that's at least an inch long and doesn't really seem to have a stinger or anything, but it was still a little bit of a nuisance.
A kindly Dominick's employee came over because we were laughing so hard and said "yeah sometimes you just have to get one of those thick receipt books and whip 'em away. I don't have one of those right now."
He left for a minute, brought back a french fry basket, and left it with us:
Worked just great!