Found this map of the Iberian Peninsula scrawled on the back of a menu at Jolly Pumpkin. Looks like someone is trying to divide up Spain.
Okay, first we build a giant band-aid and put it over the Pyrennes. Then we establish beachheads along the Mediterranean. This will scare the people in Madrid would will migrate to a country with three peninsulas on their coast.
Didn't these guys divide the world between themselves at one point? The Bandaid is an abstract expression of a need to heal the world with gauze and tape.