I am SO sick of this. Get a pole and be honest about wanting everyone to look at you.
I know these guys, we're all circus performers and the best way to hang a tall rig on the cheap is from a tree. So if you equate stripping with circus, fine, what the hell. We're friendly if you want to come and talk to us.
@Alex, Thanks for the info. Keep up the good work. Most of our anonymous commentors don't have such intense reactions to arial silks.