and running while hula hooping?
I admit that it's a hula-hoop, but my first glance saw a narwhal child running with a surfboard. I would totally slow down for that.
I'm pretty sure that's a toilet plunger hat.
It does look a lot like a surfboard.
I think the hula-hoop is an old string cheese incident sticker.
I think of other things when I see those signs..non-PC things.