Thursday, January 16, 2014

Guess who is still posting on Craigslist

Gentle Reader, remember the Strictly Platonic we posted last month? The one where the guy from Farmington who was looking for a young woman to be his roommate? Well he's still posting. Even better, the posts now almost feature the picture of El SeƱor Murder Basement:

Are You Wanting To Move Out? - m4w (Farmington)

Hi there. Are you wanting to change your current living situation? If for any reason you feel you want a new place to live I might be able to help. I live in a 2 bedroom by myself currently in Farmington. I'm a single male. I'm 5'10, brown hair, brown eyes, 170. Here at the complex we have 2 pools for swimming. An indoor pool and also an outdoor. There is a tennis court.

The apartment has stove, refrigerator, oven, microwave, toaster, dishwasher, heat, air conditioning, cable tv and internet, couches, dining table and chairs, 31" tv. The 2nd bedroom has a bed and dresser and is not occupied.

I'm looking for a person that is pleasant to live with. You'd have to keep the place neat and clean. You would not have to pppaayyy anything. If this sounds interesting to you email me. Put new place in the subject line so I know you are real.

Yikes.

2 comments:

  1. How can it be that no one has taken advantage of this amazing once-in-a-lifetime offer. #murderbasement

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  2. I was gonna move in until I saw the toilet seat was up. #dealbreaker

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