
Zaragon West is rising on the corner of William and Thompson. It will offer loft living "taken to the next level." We can only assume the "next level" means the 14th floor.
I startled you at the urinal - w4m - 21 (Espresso Royale)Entering the wrong restroom can be pretty startling for all parties involved.
I'm sorry about that. You were standing there, minding your own business, taking a piss, when I barged in and headed straight for the stall. The look on your face was priceless - I imagine that you were not expecting to be walked in on by a member of the opposite sex. I imagine my expression also contained a similar aura of shock, with a thin veil of confidence, before I sequestered myself in the toilet stall.
My initial reaction to our encounter was that it sure was strange to have a urinal in ladies room, and that it was especially odd to have encountered a man using it. This is what I was thinking while I took my own piss. Luckily, you left quickly so I wouldn't have to face you at the sink. On my way out I realized it was I who had mistakenly entered the men's room, having overshot the ladies' room by a few yards.
I really want to apologize for startling you like that, for failing to adhere to the norms of our society and using the restroom assigned to people of the opposite sex. I also want to apologize for the judging look I might have given you, for that split second I was convinced it was your mistake and not mine that had put us in that situation. So, sorry, and I'll be more careful reading the symbols on the doors of public restrooms in the future.
It is fair to say that there is extreme conflict between the common concept of fairness and democracy, and the abilities of the EM, since there is no opportunity for debate and locally elected officials may have their powers suspended. Just as in a large business, decisions are made to fix the problems regardless of how observers feel about the solutions that are implemented, or who gets fired. While local officials may return to office after the EM leaves town, they are not able to amend the budget put in place for two years, and effectively remain on probation for that period.
As we react to the abilities of an EM to act on the behalf of the state with near impunity, and ponder all the terrible things that could/may/will happen, it is important to remember that we the people have the ability to change this situation by either electing a legislature that will make government more efficient and raise the revenues needed to pay for the services we want, or we can pass funding mechanisms by referendum.
Private Investigator for Hire (Sterling Heights)Here is Jonathan Ames' Caraigslist ad in the first episode of Bored to Death. Note the similarities:
I can find missing persons and cheating partners, locate stolen items, and answer any questions you may have to the best of my ability.
I'm not licensed, but I believe that I can help you.
Lightning Love wins!
Vote for Ypsi's Lightning Love in Billboard's Battle of the Bands
The Italian Founding Father
JASON SEGEL I SEE YOU - w4m
Ok, I didn't actually see you. But I heard you're here and you have a lot of nice, not-that-creepy female fans in the area. Like my friends and I. Also we know where to get good beer and salad. Just saying.
Ok well if this is super compelling let's do it! Sweet.
'Nothing says “I want to have sex with you” like a $43 steak (unless, of course, you’re dating a vegetarian).'Gems like this, from The Michigan Daily's Best of Ann Arbor 2011 list, remind me that you can still vote for Damn Arbor as Ann Arbor's best blog on the Current's Readers Choice 2011. Keep in mind that last year, Mlive.com won. I don't want to say lame... but I guess I just did.
The best mac and cheese I've had at a restaurant was at Zingerman's in Ann Arbor. Goddamn, that was good.-Aziz Ansari in Bon Appetit
In the most recent issue of The Washtenaw Voice, I put in an 800-some word piece on the huge hole that opened up next to Earthen Jar due to a break in one of the retention walls at the Library Lot construction site.The four-story-deep hole that was created next to the driveway of Earthen Jar, aka Josh and my driveway to the parking lot behind our old apartment. A few employees and tenants had to maneuver their cars through a barely wide enough area between the 310 E. Liberty St. house and The Christian Science Reading Room in order to get out of the parking lot, since they were parked there at the time of the collapse. Photo courtesy of Ali Ramlawi, owner of Jerusalem Garden.
Suggest you keep the sidebar short. This is a very long story and, while well-written, I worry that our readership may not be that interested enough to get through 800 words you have so far.
Nate Porter has had a rough week. First his girlfriend dumps him and then, just as he's ramping up to an epic sulk, he wakes up to find that everyone is dead. Neighbors? Dead. Classmates? Dead. The annoying dog down the street? Totally dead.
Nate's first priority is, of course, continued survival. Which is something he's decidedly unqualified for. When it becomes obvious that the government isn't coming to help he has to rally the small group of survivors and figure out what's going on.
Oh, and there are bandits. (It's the end of the world. Bandits are required by law)