Check out this snowman next to the Art and Architecture Building. I guess you'd expect the best snowman in town to be on North Campus... it's a lot closer to the North Pole there. Via Stamps School Tumblr.
Hat tip @Juliewbee
Frankly I'm sad that the old proud tradition of building a huge snow phallus has gone out of style at Community High. It was highly frowned upon by teachers, who no doubt, also found it amusing. But many snow seasons have come and gone and the mini diag of Community High remains spotless. *sighs* -ye old Community High grad of '01