10 Predictions for Ann Arbor in 2014—Now with 20% More Power of Cthulhu
Mayor Hieftje will step down in 2014 leaving his seat vacant for a pack of well-heeled jackals who are probably all pretty decent human beings when it comes down to it. But like the classic Cinderella ballad, Ann Arbor will miss Hieftje a lot more than they think they will. The next mayor will take office amid some booming times in Ann Arbor and be trounced when they seek reelection—maybe by a puppet regime or maybe by a tanned, rested and ready Hieftje. That’s for another predictions column.
#2: A New Media Player Rises to Make Things Interesting
MLive, The Observer, The Chronicle, The A2 Journal, The Ann, The Current, Concentrate Media, Damn Arbor (cough cough)—they're all vying for clicks and eyeballs in Ann Arbor, but there are still opportunities to seize in our little town. A new media player will rise to make things a lot more interesting, seizing on talent within the city and all the story possibilities therein.
#3: The University of Michigan Athletic Campus Expands
The Michigan athletic department leaves no sod unturned. I predict some major renovations to the existing athletic campus in 2014 and expansion south near the existing soccer and tennis facilities. Track? Volleyball? Multi-purpose 5,000-capacity facility? We’ll see.
#4: A Murder Free Ann Arbor!
Too many murders in 2013. Here’s to a murder free New Year.
#5: Something New From Zingerman’s
The deli is remodeled and Zingerman’s is more popular than ever. They’ve got the Roadhouse and the Creamery and the Bakehouse and candy and coffee and mail order, but they haven’t made a big move in a few years. I predict news on the Zingerman’s front about a new venture or improvement on something existing.
#6: Another Mark’s Cart Vendor Goes Brick and Mortar
The Lunch Room opened a brick and mortar shop in Kerrytown and they seem to be doing pretty well. Which Mark’s Cart will be the next to find real estate and make their business a year-round staple? Beet Box? San Street? Someone will take the plunge and I wish them the best of luck.
#7: Circus, Millennium and the Cavern Club Sold
As far as I know, this property has been on the market for some time, but with an asking price that’s a little too high. With the completion of the new fancy apartment complex across the way, that entire location is begging to be redeveloped for a few more Walgreens or CVSs or maybe an Arby’s. Point is, the mishmash of bars in that complex is kind of a waste. Someone is going to come in and put something properly corporate there. Wait and see.
#8: Ann Arbor Bike Share Program a Success
Ann Arbor’s bike share program (B-cycle) will be a big success in 2014, allowing students and residents to go from A to B without having to lock up bikes or fix pesky flat tires. But ...
#9: People Getting Run Over on Bikes is the New People Getting Run Over Crossing the Street
You thought the crosswalk debate was annoying? Wait until the number of bike-related auto accidents skyrockets and drivers and cyclists start battling at City Hall. Drivers don’t get up in arms about pedestrian safety because its hard to defend running over people in crosswalks. But hitting people on bikes who don’t know how to ride bikes—that’s every Corvette owner’s dream. Prepare for tons of grumbling.
#10: The Best Commencement Speaker Ever
Mary Sue Coleman retires in 2014 and will preside over her final commencement in the spring. That means a commencement speaker worthy of a grand goodbye. She’s booked Obama, Rick Snyder, Sanjay Gupta and Dick Costelo, so bringing in the best commencement speaker of all time will be a tall task. But Mary Sue is up for it. Allow me to make a few suggestions: Beyonce, Louis C.K., James Earl Jones, Ed Vielmetti, hologram Gerald Ford.
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