Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Dearest Damn Arbor: A Call for Questions!

Social problems: fixed. Employment anxieties: answered. Moral quandaries: resolved categorically. We are omniscient and we are thinking about you.

Each week the editors of Damn Arbor will answer your questions, gentle reader, providing guidance on your myriad personal quandaries, crises of conscience, and uncertainties about the finer points of etiquette. You may be a lonesome, boorish slob, but we are here to help. We may not always have the right answer, or even good answers, but that doesn’t make us any less self-righteous.

Ask and you shall receive damn good advice.

So, please, send us your questions for the very first installment of Damn Arbor's advice column.

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