Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Breaking News: U of M chilled water plant failure

We are receiving reports of a failure in the chilled water plant that supplies several buildings on Central Campus with water for cooling. The Dana building and Shpiro Library are among buildings impacted by the failure. The Shpiro Library will be closing tonight from 6 pm through 10:00 am Saturday. There are unconfirmed sightings of scientists fleeing buildings on central campus, arms full of research. More on this story as it unfolds.


  1. No. The CHILLED WATER plant is broken. No chilled water for cooling buildings. This has nothing to do with the tap water. It's like you aren't even reading what I'm writing.

  2. Sounds like you have White People Problems.