Thursday, July 28, 2011

Elves in Ann Arbor

There are elves in Ann Arbor. Apparently they work at Frita Batidos. Via missed connections:
Elven woman who works at Frita Batidos - m4w - 29 (Ann Arbor)
Date: 2011-07-20, 5:37PM EDT

You put the spring in my summer.

From one shallow man to one beautiful woman, thank you for being you.

Dude, if you want to catch her attention, make sure you go back to Friat Batidos wearing your best mithril armor. You could also try baking her some lembas, elves love that shit.

1 comment:

  1. Bad call, Ben. Mithril has strong associations with the dwarvish set, so that might not play too well at all with their traditional rivals.