A special message from Dave Brandon and Laura Blake Jones

The email entitled "Going to the Big House on Saturday?" is probably the best email I have ever received from U of M. In it Athletic Director Dave Brandon and Associate Vice President for Student Affairs and Dean of Students Laura Blake Jones remind students to have fun at the Big House tomorrow, cheer loudly and maintain a BAC of less than 0.06%. Their guide to fun and safety is really great too:

"It also is important to remember the following tips to help minimize risk and maximize fun.

What to do:

Be considerate of neighbors.
Monitor how much people are drinking.
Control the noise level.
Be respectful of the police.
Leave your drinks behind when you leave a party.
Use bathrooms, not bushes.
Use trash containers, not the ground.
Make sure those under 21 are not drinking.

Things not to do:

Do not walk in the streets with open alcohol.
Do not allow drunk people to drive.
Do not play music, etc. loudly between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m."

You hear that kids? Dave Brandon and Laura Blake Jones are sick of you peeing in their bushes. No word yet on if it's OK to pee on trees.