Have your pie and eat it too and then cry some

There are already three reasons to eat pie this week.

1. Fat Tuesday/Paczki Day.

2. Valentine's Day.

3. Single's Awareness Day (S.A.D.)

If you're feelin' it for some pie, and you want it delivered (really speaking to the third holiday group here), you should probably check out Why Not Pie. Janice Leach, creator of the site AND the pies, takes orders every week and delivers them to you on Friday in the afternoon. 

All-the-damn-time pie options are:

• Peach
• Triple Berry
• Apple

All of which can be made vegan, and the peach can be made sugar- and sweetener-free. These are all $15 for your regular-sized pie, and $8 for 'lil baby pies that are five inches across. I've had the vegan triple berry, and I can say with certainty that you won't be disappointed by it.

However! Don't forget the specialty pie-of-the-week. There's, you guessed it, a different pie each week, and this week's pie is Red Berry Pie: strawberries, cherries and red raspberries. These pies cost more ($20 for a regular, $9 for a mini), and there are a limited amount that Janice says she'll deliver on Valentine's Day after 4 p.m. Otherwise, they come at the usual time, which is sometime Friday afternoon.

All pie orders, errweek, are due by the end 'o the day (5 p.m.) Wednesday, so get your deciding pants on. If anybody gets me this week's specialty pie, I will KISS THEM ON THE MOUTH or ignore them at a party where I'm the only one they know as I eat their pie and flirt with my fiance.