How to learn about sex at Conor's and still live with yourself

Sex-ed trivia in the at Conor O'Neill's. There, I answered the title's proposition. What you need:

-$20, paid either online or at the door
-A team of three or four
-To sign up by four today HERE
-A name for your team. Team with the best name wins a prezzie, woo!

The $20 gets your team a spot and an appetizer. There are two rounds, both in the Celtic Room: one from 6-8 p.m. and one from 9-11 p.m. Obvi if you go to one, you can't go to the other because that's cheating and YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US! Also, under-21-ers are allowed in during the 6-8 p.m. time slot, but not the 9-11 p.m. one, so choose wisely. You can drink during either one as long as you're of age, of course. We're not barbarians.

Winners get a basket of goodies from the Safe Sex Store and will be announced as the town's resident Sex Gods.