Saturday, July 26, 2014

Number of the Beast at Ravens Club

The Ravens Club is running a special promotion today. If you order 1 of 6 different meat (beast) based entrees, you can then order 1 or 6 different cocktails for just $6.

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
Clearly Revelation 13:18 was written to inform readers of a future where they could order discounted craft cocktails paired with meaty entrees. Gentle readers, that future has arrived.

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