Private Investigator for Hire (Sterling Heights)Here is Jonathan Ames' Caraigslist ad in the first episode of Bored to Death. Note the similarities:
I can find missing persons and cheating partners, locate stolen items, and answer any questions you may have to the best of my ability.
I'm not licensed, but I believe that I can help you.
I wonder how much this private eye charges for their "answering questions to the best of their ability" service? That seems like something so many licensed private detectives forget about. Also, I really appreciate how progressive they are saying they offer to find cheating partners, not just spouses.