Unlicensed private investigator

Looks like someone has been watching a little too much Bored to Death. Via Craigslist:

Private Investigator for Hire (Sterling Heights)
I can find missing persons and cheating partners, locate stolen items, and answer any questions you may have to the best of my ability.

I'm not licensed, but I believe that I can help you.

Here is Jonathan Ames' Caraigslist ad in the first episode of Bored to Death. Note the similarities:

I wonder how much this private eye charges for their "answering questions to the best of their ability" service? That seems like something so many licensed private detectives forget about. Also, I really appreciate how progressive they are saying they offer to find cheating partners, not just spouses.