Saturday, February 26, 2011

$h*! my dad says

As BCB mentioned, it's "spring" break at U of M. I'm on vacation for the weekend with my parents in Philadelphia, where my brother's college hockey team is playing in a tournament.

Not every moment can be spent at the rink, though: these trips prove to be great opportunities to observe my father in his slow-but-steady development into cantankerous old man. Which, frankly, is comic gold. Today's gem:

"It's good to have your windshield wipers on when it's not raining because other people will think you're crazy. And then they will leave you alone."

2 comments:

  1. MUST RUN IN THE FAMILY. I DRIFT BACK AND FORTH
    IN MY LANE WHEN SOMEONE IS TAILGATING ME. THEY
    ALWAYS BACK OFF.
    U.N.

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  2. So, what's your point?
    U.N.

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