Thursday, July 4, 2013

Ypsilanti Colouring Book

Are you an artist? Do you like to draw pictures of Ypsilanti? If so, you might want to submit your work to the Ypsilanti Colouring Book:
OPEN CALL FOR ALL
Artist, hippies, graphic designers, bands, local companies, small businesses, painters, tattoo artist, children, people of all ages.....
ANY ONE WHO WANTS TO SUBMIT THEIR WORK!!!!!
The images in this book are donated by local Ypsi/A2 people just like yourself. Send us your drawings, they could be the next issue. There is no profit in this, we just want to bring color into your life.*
This is not a collection of mundane images, this is art.

I'm really hoping there'll be a connect the dots of Mark Marynard's face.

Happy Fourth of July

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Washtenaw County's got talent: Giant pooping cat with Ypsi-Arbor connections

Last night, this happened on America's got Talent.

H/T The Lunch Room and MarkMaynard.com

A failed seduction with Traverse City cherries

Periel Aschenbrand's new memoir On My Knees was excerpted in Salon on Sunday. This selection is about her attempt to seduce Philip Roth (and thus win his endorsement on her next book) with first her thoughts on Monique Wittig, and then a shipment of Traverse City cherries. Rookie move, Periel. If you're going to use a Michigan product to "catapult [your] literary career" (her words, not mine), may I recommend some Better Mades?

Michigan shout-out aside, I will not be reading this book on the basis of this quote:
...we have been bred to be sheep but I refuse to kowtow to convention. It’s too boring. In my mind, not taking risks has always been a bigger risk than taking them. The sense of security that comes from jobs that confine you to a beige cubicle farm is false. I’d always known that but when Lori’s brother, Guy, was killed on September 11, I became more convinced than ever.
OW. My eye roll.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Bells is Most Iconic Beer

Bells Brewery seems to be the reigning beer producer of Michigan. It makes sense, considering Oberon's unfaltering hold over summer.

Disco Relief Party tomorrow at the Blind Pig

Doors open at 9, cover is $5.

Old U of M, Old Ann Arbor: Pipes

Over the weekend, EJ had dinner at her folks' house in Grosse Pointe Park. Their neighbors stopped by and showed us these two antique pipes. One had belonged to his grandfather when he was a U of M student.

I really liked the decorations on the grandfather's pipe case.

The other had belonged to the neighbor's great uncle.

It was sold/made by the R. E. Jolly in Ann Arbor. It was amazing to see the level of craftsmanship that went into making these everyday products.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Dysfunctional Romance or Just Falling in Love? The Play Becky Shaw Explores the Gritty Side of Dating



The show Becky Shaw is playing at the PerformanceNetwork Theatre now until July 28th.  I attended on a whim last Friday night and schmoozed with the play-goers of Ann Arbor. After a brief interlude of  Lady Gaga (Boys Boys Boys) the stage lights came on and for the next two hours I found myself a spectator to a tangled love square where a simple blind date spirals into a commentary on race, class, jealously, and, oh yes, a few comedic jabs in between.
 
Newlyweds Suzanna (Sarab Kamoo) and Andrew (Keith Kalinowski)  set-up her old friend Max (David Wolber) with his coworker Becky (Maggie Meyer). It's a mismatched pair from the start: Max, a wealthy bully with a soft spot for Suzanna, and Becky, an astute Brown dropout that carries a lot of emotional baggage.

What unfolds is a dramatic comedy that throws love and power in the same ring to duke it out. With the death of her father, Suzanna turns to Max who knows her like a brother, until she meets Andrew, that is, an "indie-rock"  guy whose breathing exercises calm Suzanna--and every other woman in emotional peril it seems. Max is manipulative, Andrew is jealous, Suzanna is overdramatic. Becky Shaw couldn't have arrived at a more opportune time.

With her own problems of men, finances, and self loathing, Becky becomes ensnared in the others' character flaws. Her date with Max takes a terrible twist leaving Becky to reconcile the actions of her past lovers. Her need for affirmation allows Max to use her, Andrew to pity her, and Suzanna to laugh at her. The only character that actually seems to respect Becky is Suzanna's mom, a dame of a woman whose relationship advice is to keep "pockets of privacy" between couples.

With a slight bend toward melodrama, the play has a sardonic sort of humor that keeps it from teetering over that edge.  Despite some moments where I thought Suzanna's head was going to blow up from dramatic effect, I liked the questions the play provoked. Does it take a bit of manipulation to get someone else to love you? Is a relationship authentic if you don't know everything about the other person? And why do I feel like these characters are people I know and love in my own life? 

If you're looking for a date night sorta play where afterward you can discuss the pros and cons of finding love in a generation that is economically stressed out and self-absorbed, then look no further.  But, if you're the easily offended type than you might be better off taking a cup of tea at Crazy Wisdom across the street. Jokes about being gay, racist, dying, and the Iraq war fly around the stage almost as often as the f-bomb is dropped. I had a few guilty chuckles at some lines, but then again I laugh at Sarah Silverman's standup.

All in all, a worthwhile Friday night, and an inside peek into Ann Arbor's small but classy theatre venue. As for me, next time I'll bring my own date. 

Erica Bloom, Guest Writer for Damn Arbor 

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Ann Arbor sticker


Saw this sticker in the alley next to Blue Tractor. Anyone know where it's from?

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Hello at Market

Hello ice cream showed up to the Saturday market today, and I believe they will continue to come, upping my daily ice cream quota. This delicious treat is raspberry.